Mitch Buchannon to the Rescue
During my first week on Australian lands, I hand't have an "aussie" mobile phone. I was literaly desperate. Is quite difficult to be comfortable without having something to communicate, and even more if you're in a foreign city where almost everyone speaks a different language.
On friday (8 days after landing on Sydney), my mother sent me a few bucks to buy a mobile. I'm not a guy who like to spend a lot of money on phones because, let's be serious, what is the main point of this appliance? To make and receive calls, anything else is fancy and pointless.
But, I was on Sydney so, what the hell. I want a phone which also can cut my nails.
Finally I bought one for 400 AUSD. I was so happy, but i had to put it into charge during almost 12 hours.
The next morning I turned it on my mobile, and I received a text from one of my friends. She was inviting me to go to Bondi.
I was so happy because she was one of the most stunning girls that I've ever met before, and she was nice as well. (Actually she's one of the reasons why I love germany). But my happiness was vanish after 3 minutes when I realized that i ad no freaking idea on how to reach that place. I barely knew how to take a bus.
Finally, I managed after a couple of hours with the help of my brand new phone to met her at the beach.
Dear Lord, as soon as I saw her I became retarded. (I still remember the moment when she took out her skirt, and showed her marvelous body to the world demostrating that God truly exists).
So, Felipe try to impress her doing a walk on the beach like a Baywatch character, running towards the water in slow motion trying to save a poor random girl before she got drawn.
The german girl was laughning because of my Mitch Buchannon impress and suddenly I realized that my phone was on my pocket.
Bloody hell, i said. I took out of my phone and it was broken. Almost 400 bucks to the rubish bin. But, at least I made her laugh, wich was totally worth for it.
Felipe Guerrero
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